Women are sensitive, they overthink every little thing and they care way more than they should, but that’s what makes their love so strong.
 
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea
 
Note To Females: Some men just don’t understand how much women are worth. They only see what they had when she’s gone.
 
A girl just wants to find that guy who will prove to her that they’re not all the same.
 
The best kind of guy is the one that can make his girl smile, even when she’s mad at him.
 
A boy can make you believe that he loves you when he doesn’t. A girl can make you believe that she doesn’t love you when she really does.
 
From a girl’s point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy’s point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
 
Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down.
 
A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.
 
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.
 
Women are like remote controls. It gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
 
Women are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for them as they’re afraid of falling and getting hurt.
 
Men are like wine. It begins as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of it until it turns into something acceptable to have dinner with.
 
It’s amazing how guys take care of their Jordan’s, but can’t take care of a woman.
 
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
 
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
 
If diamonds are a girl’s best friend and a dog is man’s best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
 
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
 
Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can’t get one unless you already have one.


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